Just for the fun of it I am sharing the MEM”S and photos that have given me the greatest laughs! You have all seen them. The quotes on social media that hit your funny bone! As we sink into the insanity that has become our daily existence (in Orange County we are under ‘shelter in place’ due to COVED-19) we have to seek out ways to cope. My choice of antidepressent is laughter. Some of these were so funny to me, at the time I could not even read them aloud!!!! Please pass on those that hit you as the funniest!!!
THEY SAID MASK AND GLOVES WERE
ENOUGH TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE.
EVERYONE ELSE HAD CLOTHES ON
Someone’s idea of a gas mask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW LONG WILL THIS SOCIAL DISTANCING CONTINUE?
MY HUSBAND KEEPS TRYING TO GET INTO THE HOUSE.
QUESTIONS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO ANSWER!!!!!!
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?
What is the speed of darkness?
PLEASE ENJOY THESE. PASS THEM ON. SEND SOME OF YOUR OWN!
SHARING IS THE KINDEST THING WE CAN DO WHEN WE CAN NOT GET TOGETHER AND SHARE THEM IN PERSON! HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU VERY SOON!